You are a kobold, a small, squat humanoid prone to mischief.
You have finally arived at the dwarven mountain home, Cityshanks.
Legend tells the artifact bronze dagger Tributescar is hidden deep in the vaults of Cityshanks. It's crafstdwarfship is of the highest quality. It's handle is studded with onyx and silver. On the dagger is an image of a dwarf striking down a dingo using Tributescar. Ever since you were a hatchling you knew, one day, Tributescar would be yours.
You have come all this way, yet, you do not yet have a plan. What do you do?
Wait for goblin siege and sneak in when no one is looking
Convince the dwarves that you are a dwarf. It will be difficult, certainly, but it is what you have trained your whole life to do.
Waiting for a goblin siege could take a while. You are sure you will blend right in if you can make a disguise. You start by using your loin cloth as a fake beard.
"eeeeh hee he hea"
Use your standart-issue portable kobold-tech stealth device and trap detector to sneak into the fortress.
> Spot the kea.
Put your loincloth back where it was supposed to be. Also, get to the rendezvous point, where you will mount your carefully trained kea.
Okay now it's time to get serious. Hey look, a pretty bird!
I will name you Ikea.
Ikea, NOOOOOOOO! That is MY kobold-tech 3000 copper addition.
Get Ikea to remember his training and get him to fly us up to a window in the fort.
Ikea, learn your manners! Ow!
You have gained enough XP to become a Dabling Wrestler. Ikea is sleeping, you think. You will have to train Ikea better once you finish your business in Cityshanks.
You think you smell plump helmet stew already!
Drink the magma. You know you want to...No, you do not.